It's the week of Thanksgiving, which marks the beginning of the holiday season. This is one of the best times of the year to observe normal people in their natural habitat. Here's how it works: On Thursday, the normal people are going to be thankful for everything that they have. The news media will highlight all of the kind people giving Thanksgiving dinner's to the poor and homeless. Families will get together and argue about religion and politics at the table. Millions of people are going to eat turkey, some drink heavily, maybe watch some football. Then fall asleep all bloated from eating too much. Then on Friday they are going to be trampling over each other to get the best deals in the store. You gotta love the normal people. I worked the door-busting on a Black Friday in retail once. It was ridiculous. It lowered my view of the human race. The die hard Black Friday shoppers all came in on Wednesday night to scope out the store so they would know righ...